Social Media is Not Dead. It’s Run by Cats.
Humans think they’re such hot stuff. Them and their opposable thumbs. I’ll have you know that us felines are really the strength behind Twitter. Don’t believe me? Apparently the San Diego News Network does:
That’s right folks. PETCO pays Natalie Davis, Director of E-commerce to talk to pets. We even convinced her to get her cat Leo to start getting up and running on Twitter.
We cats are better equipped than you humans for taking over the social media sphere anyway. Here’s just a few signs of our prowess:
- The expression is LOLCats. Ever see a LOLhuman? Pssh.
- Cats sleep 18 hours a day, so we’re better rested. Besides, humans are always too busy “working” to mess with Twitter as we cat professionals are.
- We outrank you. @Sockington has 3/4 of a million users following him on Twitter. Ashton Kutcher and CNN are clearly fronts for the feline empire.
- Twitter is a bird. Cats catch birds. We’ve caught you.
Image credit: Twitkitteh
This has been an informal update by Brian’s Cat – if you want more informal thoughts, follow me on Twitter.